Have you ever wondered why you’re the wild, hilarious drunk out of all of your friends? Or maybe you’re the one who has one too many and tries to dance on tables? We’ve all been there, don’t worry.
Whether you believe in it or not, it has been said that your drinking habits could have something to do with your zodiac sign. Despite all of the astrological shenanigans, it’s always interesting to see if these hold any value and can give you a reason to laugh at you and your friends’ crazy weekend routines.
- Aquarius
Aquarians are known to be the ones who have multiple personalities, so be careful when drinking with them! These signs are amusingly goofy and love making people laugh, but if someone makes them angry… sh*t will hit the fans. Keep these ones away from troublemakers!
- Pisces
A Pisces can display an array of emotions and are prone to daydream, which makes getting hammered with them very interesting. These signs are your best drinking buddies- they always want to have a great time and are the ones who love to yell “I love you so much! You’re like, so beautiful.” You might have a good night, but watch out, these signs are hopeless romantics. They might think their blurred vision has found their Prince Charming. Please don’t let them run away with him.
- Aries
Aries are known as the adventurous, vibrant and friendly ones who like to party. They tend to get extremely flirty and round-up everyone at the bar for some shots. These ones aren’t afraid to step out of their comfort zone either, especially when they’re headed to the dance floor with you in hand. *Cue Yeah! by Usher*
- Taurus
Known for being your ultimate wingman or a loyal friend, a Taurus will always have your back. This sign is always down to have a good time but be careful, if they aren’t happy with your game plan, they will let you know and peace out because ain’t nobody got time for that!
- Gemini
This symbol represents twins and is also known for its multiple personalities. Gemini’s are the ones who have a game plan for their night – hit every bar and get drunk. They can’t stay in one place for long and they might be that one friend who disappears at the end of the night. *Texts friend* “Um… are you alive?!”
- Cancer
Known for their waterworks, a Cancer has a range of emotions in any situation and can lead to a night of drama. They can be happy one moment and angry the next. These signs want their way and if that doesn’t happen, hand them a napkin, pat them on the back and step away.
- Leo
Get the music bumping and the liquor flowing because a Leo is always ready for a wild night of partying! These signs are known to take charge and be leaders in the group. Leo’s are a damn good time, but they are the ones who don’t hold back, regardless if they are offensive. Y’all are crazy but we still love you.
- Virgo
Virgos are known for being super clean, stubborn perfectionists who would much rather have a glass of wine at a fancy wine bar than go downtown and step in people’s spilled beer. If it’s Wednesday and you’re looking for a wine buddy, then a Virgo is your go-to.
- Libra
Want to have a great night getting sh*tfaced? Grab a Libra! Libra’s are known for always having a great time and they are one of the best people to go out with. Their level-headedness and happy-go-lucky attitude gets the group excited for an evening out at the bars. Be careful though, they’re notorious for lacking self-control when they’re drinking, which can get them into some trouble. I see you, Libra.
- Scorpio
Known for being reliable drinking partners, Scorpio’s are the people who will never let you drink by yourself in any given situation. They are the friends who are very sarcastic and aren’t afraid to tell you what’s up when they get intoxicated. If you need someone to approach a good looking guy or girl for you, or get someone to stop dancing with you, a Scorpio will always have your back. Thank you, dear friend.
- Sagittarius
People born under this sign are known to be loud, obnoxiously wild drunks. They are the ones who are dancing like no one’s watching, even though they’re spilling their drink all over the floor. The Sagittarius is by far a great partner to drink with, but hope that no one makes them mad because they can be quick to anger! Regardless, these wild ones and their friends will have the time of their lives together.
- Capricorn
Oh the wonderful Capricorn, where to begin? Capricorns are known for being chameleons because they can acclimate to any situation that they are in. They are your perfect drinking buddies because they go with the flow and they don’t care how many drinks you finish by the end of the night! Capricorns always want to have fun and want to push their limits before the night is over. Be careful, you and your friends might get into some trouble. *wink wink*
Where would we be without our friends and their influential pep talks before taking a round of shots? I know I would be lost without you. Cheers to all of my zodiac friends and their drinking!
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