Today was quite similar to most of my days in that I once again realized that my life is a complete joke. Maybe it was when I was walking up three flights of stairs for class, tripped up those same stairs, then proceeded to almost fall backwards on top of my fellow peers. Or maybe it was when I decided to make chicken cutlets, only to end up undercooking one and completely burned another, which led me to get a cheesy gordito from Taco Bell instead.
So yes, times like these have made me realized my life is a joke. I enlisted the help of some of my friends to compile this list. Enjoy.
1. Tripping up/down the stairs in front of people.
Bonus points if you’re holding a hot beverage and spill it on yourself.
2. Burning your dinner.
Nothing like a charcoal tasting chicken, am I right?
3. Running out the door without a bra and realizing it halfway through the day.
Well, now everyone can really see my planets…
4. The wind blowing up your dress/skirt in front of others.
Even better if it’s in front of the boy’s soccer team.
5. Having a nip slip at the beach/pool and everyone seeing.
No comment.
6. Accidentally using expired food in your meal.
Well…I thought the tomato was still good… -___-
7. Buying Taco Bell/McDonalds/any type of fast food at 2 AM while sober.
Who doesn’t love McNuggets with a side of sweet and sour sauce at 2 AM while you ask what made you get to this point?
8. Falling into the pool with a white T-shirt on.
…this happened in front of over 50 kids and parents.
9. Forgetting to put on underwear.
So uncomfortable with jeans. *cringes*
10. Climbing through your window because you locked yourself out.
Breaking and entering anyone?
11. Dancing on a table, falling off, face planting, and spilling your drink.
And it was ALL caught on video.
12. Realizing there is no toilet paper in the bathroom at a campsite.
So you use your socks.
13. Studying the wrong material for a quiz/test.
Rest in peace GPA.
14. Losing your car keys in Victoria’s Secret.
“Maybe I left them in the thong drawer…?”
15. Running into a glass door.
Yep.
16. Slipping on a wet, tiled surface and landing on your butt in front of 20 people.
Did I mention I also sprained my wrist and had to go to physical therapy for a month?
17. Wearing a cute outfit to dinner, but you dump your ENTIRE meal on yourself.
That cute outfit you decide to wear? It’s also white.
18. Deciding to go out in a hurricane, while under the influence and walking/running into a stop sign.
Kudos to my mom on this one when she was 23.
19. Getting a spray tan because you want that nice “glow” but end up looking orange.
Orange looking plus that wonderful spray tan smell! Fabulous!
20. Laughing so hard that you drool all over yourself.
This also happened in front of your crush.
21. Dropping your coffee after you just purchase it and everyone just stares at you.
Cleanup on aisle 10 plz while I go crawl into a corner.
From spray tans gone bad to falling into a pool with a white T-shirt on and everything in between, I have learned to accept that my life is really a joke and to expect nothing else. Who knows what will happen to me next.
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