Now that Mother’s Day has come and passed, Father’s Day is just around the corner! What better way to honor the best man in your life than to share an article comparing him to the most influential, admirable, and morally sound man alive? That’s right, the one and only Lil Wayne. Don’t see the similarities? Check out these 12 reasons Lil Wayne is pretty much your dad.
He taught you the value of a dollar.
Remember kids, you can’t “make it rain on them hoes” if you don’t finish your education and earn an honest dollar!
He’s full of insight and wisdom.
No one knows more about life than your dad…and Lil Wayne.
He tries to keep up-to-date with the hippest lingo.
At least he tries.
He’s always right, even when he’s wrong.
There’s no arguing back – when he says the kush is dope, you best believe it’s dope.
He doesn’t put up with your BS.
Whatever he says, goes. Don’t even think about complaining.
He complains when you don’t listen to him.
He walked to school barefoot through the snow up a hill, both ways. Every day. He knows his shit.
He teaches you to be a respectable young lady/gentleman.
“Only twerk for a real man, honey.”
All of your friends think he’s cool.
They laugh at his corny dad jokes, and they probably just come over to hang out with him. Or according to Lil Wayne, they’re just Satanists.
He always has the best advice.
Stuck in a rut and need some words of encouragement? They’ve got you.
If someone hurts you, he’s right there to exact his revenge.
Someone messes with you, they mess with him. And the entire Young Money gang.
He’s the best driver.
He leads by example and obeys all the rules of the road. And the casino.
And let’s be honest, your dad probably secretly loves Lil Wayne.
Don’t try to deny it.
So it’s pretty obvious, your dad is basically Lil Wayne, the greatest role model to ever live. Yeah, he may be a little rough around the edges, but he has a heart of gold. And kids, if you ever need words of encouragement, remember what Lil Wayne always says…“I’m a gangster, and gangsters don’t ask questions.”
Featured image via “Lil Wayne – Oslo Spektrum 2013” by NRK P3 / CC BY-NC-SA 2.0
