If you’re a contributing member of society, as in a person who regularly has places to be and people to see, then it’s a simple fact: you witness some f*cked up shit on a daily basis. And more times than not, you may actually be one of those people who do f*cked up shit. And if you don’t do it, then you definitely at least think it. Here are 18 f*cked up thoughts we have but never say them out loud.
- F*ck, old lady just walked on the bus. I’m not giving up my seat, someone else can do it.
- *Sees couple break up on Facebook* F*cking good. Hope your life is miserable.
- I wonder if those parents know they have a butt ass ugly kid…
- If I died, who would honestly come to my funeral?
- God, the amount of money I would spend to attend that shit.
- I want to see all my stupid exes cry.
- Mourn my death you stupid f*ckers!
- *Sees someone fall* LOL.
- It doesn’t phase me when movies kill off humans, but holy shit if they kill an animal, I’m done for.
- *Screenshots text* I could totally use this as potential blackmail one day.
- If I honestly wanted to, I could def ruin someone’s life.
- *Uploads pic to Facebook* God, ____ looks so ugly in this, but I look pretty cute. *Posts picture anyway*
- F*ck dude, how can you get engaged after 2 months of knowing someone?!
- Welp, they’re definitely getting a divorce after at most 2 years.
- He’s def going to cheat on her, if he isn’t already.
- *Walks across street while seeing a nice looking car speeding towards me* Hit me b*tch, I’ll sue you for everything you got.
- I wonder how many cats they’re going to find my decomposed body with?
- *Let’s someone cross in front of your car* Knees to chest b*tch, let’s hustle!
Any of these thoughts seem familiar? Yes? No? Well lucky for you, no matter how you answered that question, we all have f*cked up thoughts that we may not always say out loud. But here’s a fun idea, if you ever want to play a risqué game, drop your filter and say whatever screwed thoughts you have out loud and see how it turns out for you. Share in your comments below you’re most f*cked up thoughts!
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