As if Justin Bieber hasn’t been fire enough over the last year, he’s been cooling us off all day, preparing to drop his new song “Cold Water” with Major Lazer and Mo.
The Biebs dropped this snippet less than 5 hours to the song’s release along with four GIFs, ranging from totally sexy to insanely adorable. Could you be any more of a tease Bieber? ‘Cause you sure know how to get a lady going!
4 Hours To Go
Normally, I don’t love pretentious blonde dudes in their Calvins, but, “Hey, you’re soaking wet, and I’m listening!”
3 Hours To Go
“Oh, look! There’s rain on stage, because I’m so vulnerable and artistic.” – Justin Bieber, probably.
2 Hours To Go
Yes, I’m an emotional woman, and yes, I’m a sucker for a baby, but holy shit, he was a cute kid!
1 Hour To Go
Eh, I’ve seen better Go Pro videos.
Well, wait no more, my fellow beliebers, because “Cold Water” is finally here, and to no surprise, it is everything you could want and more. The track simultaneously makes me want to dance, to screw a stranger and to have some deep emotional love affair like old people in the movies.
But honestly, has Bieber disappointed you yet this year? I didn’t think so.
This piece was written as a collaboration with Katie Smith
Featured image via “Justin Bieber, Oslo 2015” by NRK P3 / CC BY-NC-SA 2.0
