What College Is Actually Like As Told By Donald Trump

Whether you are in college, have been, or know somebody in college, we can all understand that college is a life of its own. Face it: If you put a bunch of fresh adults in one place together and say “figure it out”, you are bound to have some GIF-worthy results. What better way to express those instances than with Donald Trump’s face.

  1. What your professor says when you answer a question in front of the whole class.

You finally built up the nerve to say something. No mercy.

2. When you try and bullshit your way through an essay question.

If you write enough words, they may just get sick of reading and assume you got the point… right?

3. When you read the first question on a test and have no clue what the answer is…

Pretty sure this was never taught. “Excuse me professor, I think you gave me the wrong test.”

4. When you and your friends get high and think everything said is genius.

You’ve never had so many Shark Tank-worthy ideas in your life.

5. When your parents visit and give you $20.

Who wants to splurge? Eating outside of the $1 menu? I think so.

6. When your professor asks you to show your work.

Work has been shown.

7. When you and your friends take pictures before going out.

Everyone is already tipsy so a 30 second process turns into a chaotic photo shoot. You finally got one where almost everyone had their eyes open.

8. When you’re taking a quiz that everyone else is speeding through and this is the first class you’ve shown up to.

Her answer will be better than no answer…

9. When the person you hate gets white girl wasted at a party and drops their drink.

Your night has been made.

10. When your math professor gives you a new equation to use.

It was a good run, but half-way through the problem it stopped being math all together.

11. When your whole squad decides to get drunk together.

There is always a PSA given by the drunkest one of the group.

12. When you got an “A” on a paper you based solely off of spark notes.

You have officially won college. Congratulations.

13. When you have arguments about who has more work to do and who gets slept less.

Life is hard. You had to dial back the naps and it’s taking a toll on your mental stability.

14. When you look back at your freshman year.

And you wonder how you had any friends.

15. When you walk in on your roommate eating your snacks.

Why would they put themself in danger like that? You were having a pleasant day and now you have to hurt somebody.

16. You at the beginning of the year…

vs. you at finals.

Finals really are a crime against humanity.

17. When the guy next to you pairs up with you for a class project and tries to tell you his name.

That’s nice Richard, but your contact name is “guy that sits next to me in history.”

18. When you resort to odd jobs on craigslist for beer money.

There is a 99% chance that he is a pervert but you can hope he really just thinks you have a talent for filing paper.

19. When they say there will be free pizza.

Enough said.

20. When someone tells you they bought their textbooks new at the bookstore.

They clearly shouldn’t have gotten into college.

Whether you are a Trump supporter or a Trump hater, you can’t deny his GIF-worthy expressions. I mean, if you had a dollar for every time one of these trump memes was a reflection of your life, you would have a small loan of a million dollars.

Featured image via “Donald Trump” by Gage Skidmore / CC BY-SA

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