In a recent advice column for The Guardian, an anonymous man asked a very unique question. The question is as follows:
“I have been in a relationship for nine months. I thought the sex was good for us both, but when we finish, she tells me to shower. I wondered why, and now I know – she masturbates. She has done it multiple times; I think she is insatiable. What should I do?”
Now, the writer of the advice column handled it very well, giving him the advice to let her do her while he showers. It was valuable and explained why he should let her have her own alone time in a mature, detailed way.
Twitter users, however, did not. Instead, they got pretty savage.
The question should be, "Why can't I ask my girlfriend why she masturbates after we have sex? What am I afraid of?"
— Charles Haines (@Baldw0lf) March 6, 2018
https://twitter.com/EuanTennant1/status/970806348807114754
I mean, some were nice…
Do you really want the answer to that…?
— Sabrina Bristo-Wiggins (@NonnieBree) March 5, 2018
Some even gave their best advice and tips…
if she touch it after you touched it you ain’t touch it right #therules
— SumofNYC (@SumofNYC) March 6, 2018
And some randomly got educational…
Some women want a clitoral orgasm as well as a vaginal orgasm so she might be getting one but not the other but they’re is a slight chance she’s getting none at all
— CAIN ✌ (@EMCEECAIN) March 5, 2018
My personal favourite response sums it up perfectly though, mainly because it slightly mocks his stupidity with a sarcastic remark…
Guess.
— Barbara Wyatt (@ruebarbranch) March 5, 2018
Wouldn’t you think that if you catch your woman masturbating, she clearly didn’t have a good time and is just putting up with you? She probably lies there like the rest of us women, praying for it to be over so she can finally finish by her damn self because of selfish people like this guy. How did this thought not occur to him!?
She isn’t satisfied, you idiot!
But, this isn’t the first man to be oblivious to how bad they can be in bed. Women call out men all the time for their lack of knowledge about the female body. It literally happens all the time.
This just goes to show you that selfish men really do still exist.
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