The best part about social media is that our generation can generate some hilarious trends. The latest trend, which women started on Twitter, asks other women to think of their futures and elaborate on their dream lives. However, some of the tweets became puns… and a series of unfortunate events.
Regardless, they give us serious goals!
LADIES imagine this,
It’s 20 years from now. Your daughter is about to get married. You don’t have a husband but three men that might be her father show up on your Greek island. It’s chaos. Pierce Brosnan is singing. It’s Mamma Mia
— jenna (@jennalinds) May 23, 2018
I just want to be singing Gimme! Gimme! Gimme! (A Man After Midnight) by Abba with the whole cast to be honest.
https://twitter.com/HornikGSN/status/999666895027625985
This song was the soundtrack of my youth, OK? Sue me.
Ladies picture this: you're driving to dinner at your in-laws with your husband and two kids singing sweet child of mine. Your voice is flat and sounds awful even though you spend $1200 a week on voice lessons, but luckily your husband Derek is able to save the song with his solo
— JG Wentworth (@whoislevijames) May 23, 2018
The moment they said, “Two kids in the back,” I knew exactly where they were going. I live for Step Brothers references.
LADIES imagine this,
its 15 years from now. your son gets cross checked but it doesn’t get called. the team he’s playing scores a goal. ur husband gets so mad he goes up to the glass and starts yelling. he bangs on the glass and it comes off. another parent goes “way to go Paul”— pam (@pamelaeus) May 23, 2018
I could only hope to be married to that “glass gorilla” hockey DILF.
LADIES imagine this:
it's 15 years from now, u ended up settling for that dude u met on the frog patio bc u thought u could fix him, he never kicked his coke addiction & still full sends it w the boys every wknd, ur son gunther just shot gunned his v8, u live in london ontario
— glizzy mcguire (@jimbobrays_) May 23, 2018
Well, this is a random place to live…
LADIES imagine this. 20 years from now you’re at a ski resort on New Year’s Eve with your husband & son. You ask “Did we really fly all this way to play more basketball?” Your son reluctantly goes to the teen party & sings karaoke with a girl. It’s the start of something new.
— Alex (@zanzie401) May 24, 2018
If I’m paying for that trip, he’d better find the love he deserves.
Ladies imagine this, your husband gets home from a long day of work, the dogs & kids are excited to see him, they’re hanging on him, & as he makes his way to you he says “mama gets the first kiss” you get a kiss, the kids are disgusted, your dogs are licking you, life is good.
— Alli (@_allipetersen) May 25, 2018
Goals.
LADIES IMAGINE THIS!
Five years from now, you sit at home feeding the baby. You’re all alone. You turn on TV and guess who you see: skater boy rocking up MTV. You call up your friends. They already know, and they’ve all got tickets to see his show. You tag along and stand in the
— Kara Kolar (@karta531) May 23, 2018
I can’t wait until we’re at the studio singing the song we wrote.
LADIES imagine this. It’s the year 3000 not much has changed but they live underwater. And your great great great granddaughter is doing fine
THIS IS THE DREAM
— Alex Main (@thesparks27) May 23, 2018
You know you pictured the Jonas Brothers singing this to you. And, I’m talking about when they were in their Disney AF phase, not the hotness that they are now.
Picture this ladies: it’s 15 years from now. You just got home from the job you hate. Your overweight husband asked for another beer and a sandwich. Your bratty kids are running through the house making a mess. You’re having a midlife crisis. Your life sucks https://t.co/f0W3NU4tWx
— Tucker Black (@cornbredblack) May 22, 2018
This life sounds more attainable.
LADIES PICTURE THIS. Your daughter’s friend asks if he can come over after school, to hang around by pool. He asks her if you’re back from your business trip or if you’re trying to give him the slip. You’re Stacy’s mom. You’ve got it going on.
— A Bad B (@brooke_hobjibs) May 24, 2018
I mean, I would never name my daughter Stacey, but I would be honored to be considered a ‘Stacey’s Mom’ rather than a ‘Stiflers Mom.’
LADIES imagine this, it’s 15 years from now—your son is up to bat, your husband is the hot 3rd base coach, your little girl is cheering on her big brother at the fence,&you are team mom, taking pics with a fancy camera,&keeping the scorebook
THAT WOULD BE LIVING MY BEST LIFE
— Mallori Taylor (@mallorii_alysee) May 20, 2018
We can all aspire to be this well-put-together. Little do they know that World War III will occur in the car ride when we get ice cream after the game because someone stained the seat.
https://twitter.com/mattid_4/status/999743240860450816
I’m down for that. But, how can you fit all that camping supplies in a topless Jeep?
Ladies, imagine this. U r middle aged with a 39 year old son who still lives at home. You fall in love with a man who has a 40 year old son who lives at home. You all go to the Catalina wine mixer and the global entertainment company prestige worldwide lives on.
— M Daddy (@maggiecurran_) May 23, 2018
THE CATALINA F-ING WINE MIXER!?
LADIES picture this,
you and your husband just had a son. he has a disability, but he’s fine. he goes to school one day and then he disappears out of nowhere. your husband is worried sick and travels the world to find him. oh, and you died at the beginning. this is finding nemo
— adam h (@adamhragsdale) May 24, 2018
*Spits out drink* I did not see that coming!
Sadly, not many of these will be your reality. Well, except maybe this one…
ladies, picture this:
it’s 10 hours from now. your alarm goes off and you wake up hungover. you are in your 20’s and your life has no meaning.
— annACABeth (@abkellll) May 24, 2018
Or this one…
LADIES! Imagine this, 15 hours from now you’ll be done with work, you’ll be coming home and you’ll stop by the store and get a case of Busch light. You’ll go home and throw back a couple because it’s the weekend and you deserve it.
— Busch Is Bae (@buschisbae) May 25, 2018
But still, it’s funny to see a mixture of our favorite hilarious movie references and actual life goals. Even the odd reflection on the past was funny. I guess what Twitter is trying to say is, “Look at the opportunities you can make for yourself!”
Featured image via KAL VISUALS on Unsplash
