When you hear the name “Kardashian,” you may roll your eyes a little and think, “Oh, God”. In reality, there is nothing wrong with thinking that because of the Kardashian family’s reputation. However, there’s one member of the Klan whom we never really discuss because she’s as normal as they come and has a very relatable personality: Kourtney.
The fun-loving and sassy mom of three is by far the most normal member of the Kardashian Krew (aside from being totally gluten-free), and she proves that we are all actually a little bit like the Kardashians after all.
The little things excite us.
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It doesn’t matter if it’s a great salad, seeing a cute dog from across the street, or even riding the subway. We can’t help but love life and all it has to offer.
But, all we want is a little love in our lives.
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Finding a good man is hard these days, and sadly, even Kourtney knows how the dating game feels. (Especially after her recent breakup with her ex-boyfriend, Younes.)
We also want to get some friends.
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Let’s be real; does any young adult actually have friends?
But, if we do, we’re in no rush to see them.
You don’t always need to have your friends’ constant attention, and that’s okay! You’re confident in being independent, and occasionally going solo doesn’t bother you in the slightest.
We always make our presence known…
We are all true gifts to the world, and like Kourtney, we should recognize it.
So, we can be a little dramatic.
Okay, we’ve all been a tad bit dramatic from time to time. You’d be lying if you said you haven’t. Literally every girl has.
We know when we have to be nice.
As young ladies, we’re taught to be nice, and we try to make our mothers proud.
We also know when to give our opinions…
We have no tolerance for BS.
..So, we have the best advice.
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Everyone wants to get our advice, simply because we give the best! (It’s just that no one ever wants to take it…)
We really don’t have time for people…
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Do you blame us? People are terrible.
…Or their BS.
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We don’t even have time for ourselves, let alone for other people.
We love watching other people’s drama.
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As long as it’s you’re not involved, who cares? Drama’s entertaining!
Come to think of it, people just annoy the hell out of us.
But if we like you, we like you!
If someone bothers us, we’ll let them know.
Some might call that rude, but we’re just being honest!
We’d go to war for those we love.
When I say that we love strongly, with our whole hearts, I mean it. We’ll prove to you how much you mean to us, and you will never question our loyalty.
But, no matter what, people love us because we are adorable.
And, c’mon, how could you not love us?
There is absolutely nothing wrong with being sensationally sassy, a little dramatic, and overwhelmingly opinionated. It makes for the best kind of woman to be, mainly because being strong shows your loyalty and your goofy side. Kourtney Kardashian represents the average woman very well, so we should all be proud to be like this particular Kardashian!
Featured image via Britt Bellamy / CC BY
