Sex is pretty freaking great and those who don’t really like it clearly haven’t had the best sex yet. Trust me, it will get better! The latest trend on Twitter involves a series of tweets describing things that can be better than sex. My personal favourite ones are the ones that describe things that are oddly satisfying in a non sexual way.
Here are a few of my favourites:
Ya sex is great but have you ever seen yourself after you’ve gotten your eyebrows waxed?
— stina (@christina_piazz) August 3, 2018
This truly is pleasing to the eye.
Sex is great but has a person you've cuddled with ever start to scratch your head or back without you having to ask? Shits tight
— carson (@CarsonHood) August 8, 2018
Who doesn’t love this. Just the thought gets me excited.
Sex is great but have you ever had some fucking peace and quiet?
— Willie (@Willie1derful) August 15, 2018
Gosh, it feels so good every once in a while.
yeah sex is great but have you ever hit a home run in wii sports baseball
— leah (@LeahWaygood) August 6, 2018
The definition of an accomplishment!
Sure sex is great, but have you ever tried using your and you're or there, their, and they're correctly?
— Karnyth (@Karnyth) August 9, 2018
Intelligence is sexy, my friends.
Sex is great, but have you ever deleted 1700 emails after returning from vacation?
— Twin Dad (@TwinSurvivalist) August 7, 2018
It’s the greatest feeling, literally.
Sex is great and all but you ever found someone you could rely on? Whew.
— MS.LOULOU (@MsJazzybelle) August 10, 2018
Those people are angels.
Sex is great but did you ever drink a Slurpee without getting brain freeze?
— They call me Michael (@shh_not_here) August 15, 2018
That’s better than almost any orgasm you’ll receive.
Yes sex is great but have you ever had a meeting you didn't want to attend get cancelled at the last minute.
— SJC (@Shwetangles) August 7, 2018
Absolutely! Anytime plans are canceled it’s a fantastic time.
Sure sex is great but have you ever showered then crawled back into bed in your air conditioned bedroom?
— Syrup Tishus (@SyrupTishus_01) August 15, 2018
This is an incredible feeling!
yea sex is great but have you ever been to a chiropractor?
— Sarah Shower (@SJSchauer) July 25, 2018
Although they may hurt, they still feel unbelievably good. Just like sex can be.
Sure sex is great, but did you ever get an extra chicken nugget in your McDonald’s chicken nugget meal?
— BoredStreetBully (@KimmiOsborne) August 13, 2018
Whichever employee does this is the best person in the world and I demand they receive a raise for their heroic efforts.
Yeah sex is great and all but have you ever had a song end as you pull into the driveway?
— peter klaven (@chrisgrutbo) August 14, 2018
This is so oddly satisfying, I can’t quite describe it.
Yeah sex is great and all but have you ever woken up thinking you've over slept then realise thats its only like 2am and you can go back to sleep for another 6 hours
— Stubsy McGluckin (@CoffeeAndGinger) August 15, 2018
Yeah sex is great but have you ever seen how ugly your ex got (inside n out) and felt relief like wow I dodged a FAT bullet ….
— maddie (@HuppMaddie) August 9, 2018
Absolutely! Who hasn’t?
Yeah sex is great but have you ever had positive reassurance after having a bad day?
— Gio Garcia .-. (@muzicmadeaddict) August 9, 2018
*eye roll with a lip bite*
yeah sex is great, but have you ever just been held & kissed all over your face by your significant other AFTER sex?? THAT shit??… euphoric✨
— hales✨ (@pusigod) July 26, 2018
It’s probably one of the best parts about sex to be honest.
Who said that sex was the only way to feel good? There are plenty of little things we experience daily that still make us feel good and make our hearts flutter a little bit with joy. Keep these tweets coming because they are funny, adorable relatable and satisfying to read!
Fuck you fat shamer.