Let’s be real, a lot of guys say a lot of the same stuff in bed. Some of it may be dirty talk or words of persuasion. However, a lot of what they say are lies. If you hear it from one or two guys you may not think anything of it, but the more you hear it the more suspicious you’ll be. Women, on the other hand, can be just as guilty of this. In fact, we’ve all probably used the same lies over and over again.
Here are the most common and savage lies women have said in bed:
- “You’re the best I’ve ever had.”
Poor guy thinks that is really is the best we’ve ever had. Truth is, he’s pretty e average and does the same stuff every other guy. Does he even know where the clit is?
- “The number of guys I’ve slept with is ___.”
I’m sorry, but am I the only one who has lied about the number of people they’ve slept with? I’m not ashamed, I just don’t think a lady should have to share. However, I always want to know his number.
- “I don’t talk about our sex life to my friends.”
Please, my friends could tell you every single detail of my sex life. They know if you’re the biggest I’ve been with, they know if you’re cut or not and they damn well know about our ups and downs in the bedroom. Get over yourself.
- “Your cock is so huge!”
It is not in fact huge, it is average and I’m probably not impressed. If he’s truly big, they’ll know it’s 100% genuine.
- “I don’t think about other people while having sex.”
Jokes on him, it totally happens all the time. I’m not necessarily talking face fucking, where you visualize a different face on his body. You think of anybody and everybody-even if it grosses you out.
- “I’m not flexible.”
While you may not actually be flexible, but in this case you’re alsoj ust trying to avoid certain sex positions because they hur. . Sure you want to seem fun and experiment, but you don’t want to be suffering in pain for days-of any type of muscles.
- “These are my only kinks.”
If you’re a freaky person (like myself) and you fear the judgment of your partner in the beginning stages, you definitely don’t tell him all of your kinks.
- “Oh yeah, I like that.”
No, you don’t like that. You just want the horror to stop. Sadly, you may have to deal with those uncomfortable, cringey things every time you have sex.
- “I like porn.”
Some girls really enjoy porn or need it to masturbate. But a vast majority don’t see the point in it because it’s so fake and unrealistic. To each their own, but you’ll always lie about it to make yourself seem cooler.
- “Your cum tastes so good.”
Let’s be real here, it probably tastes bad but you wanted to give him a treat and let him finish in your mouth. There’s no shame there! It’s rare that jizz tastes good.
- “I’ve done anal, and I didn’t really like it.”
You didn’t do anal, you just don’t want to do it. And I don’t blame you, it’s not everyone’s cup of tea.
- “I’m on the pill.”
This isn’t something good to lie about when you’re trying to practice safe sex, but I’m sure everyone’s used this line at least once just because you wanted to sleep with someone so bad.
- “I’m not on the pill.”
We get it, you want him to wear a condom so you don’t get STD’s and he’s too stubborn to wear one. It’s normal to have to scare guys into using one, so this doesn’t even phase me.
- “I’m cumming!”
You didn’t cum, you just wanted to make him feel good or get it over with. We’ve all been there.
As much as it sucks to say it, we can’t lie to ourselves and think we haven’t said one of these in bed at least once. But let’s keep these our dirty little secret ladies, they don’t need to know about our inside comments.
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