47 Festive Instagram Captions You Should Use This Holiday Season

Christmas is literally right around the corner! While we may not be celebrating in the traditional sense due to the pandemic, there’s still a lot going on. And of course, just because we’re still stuck at home doesn’t mean we can’t document it all on Instagram. So here is a list of Instagram captions that you can use to spice up your Insta game! 

For PJ pics:

• “I dressed in my best PJs for the occasion.”
• “Sleighed the PJ game this year.”
• “I made him do it.”
• “Oh, deer!”
• “Just rolled out of bed.”
• “Decided to switch up my PJs for once…”
• “Twinning!”
• “Stay cozy!”
• “My mom would be proud of these matching PJs.”
• “There’s snow place like my couch.”

For outside pics:

• “Baby, it’s cold outside.”
• “Sleigh my name, sleigh my name.”
• “Givin’ them something to bark about.” (if you have a dog)
• “Rockin’ my festive socks.”
• “Fa la la la la la la la la!”
• “My cheeks are frozen… And I’m not talking about the ones on my face…”
• “Tis the season!”
• “Wore my best flannel today.”
• “I can’t feel my face.”

For the couple pics:

• “Merry Christmas, ya filthy animals. Love always, your favorite cotton-headed ninny muggins and angry elf.”
• “It’s nice being on the naughty list with you!”
• “All I want for Christmas is you.”
• “He won’t sing Christmas duets with me, so I forced him to take these pics.”
• “Meet you under the mistletoe.”
• “Some people are worth melting for.” — Olaf, Frozen
• “Lookin’ straight out of a Hallmark movie today.”
• “Smitten as a pair of mittens.”

For pics with your friends:

• “All the jingle ladies.”
• “Beers, cheers, and my favorite reindeer!”
• “Single and ready to jingle!”
• “It’s all fun and games until Santa checks the naughty list!”
• “Festive AF!”
• “So pretty you could be on a Christmas card.” — Buddy, Elf

For drinking pics:

• “Let it flow, let it flow, Pinot.” (or Merlot)
• “This Chardonnay sleighs.”
• “I’m dreaming of a white Christmas… But if we run out, I’ll drink red!”
• “May your drinks be merry and bright!”
• “It’s litmas!”
• “All I want for Christmas is food and booze.”

For general pics:

• “Merry Christmas, you cotton-headed ninny muggins.”
• “Don’t get your tinsel in a tangle.”
• “Sparkly bows and mistletoe.”
• “Merry Christmas, ya filthy animals!”— Kevin, Home Alone
• “Believe in your elf.”
• “The best way to spread Christmas cheer is singing loud for all to hear!” — Buddy, Elf
• “Dear Santa, I can explain…”
• “Ate all of Santa’s cookies before he came… Oops!”

Whether you’re celebrating with your family in your hometown or somewhere new with your boo (or even by yourself due to the condition of the world right now), we’re all going to have a great holiday season. And if not, at least you’ll have a strong Instagram game!

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